based on this post.
so i’m looking up turrets on google images to use as reference for nail art and this is what i find

WHY

So my school prints out these monthly newsletters and puts them up all over campus and they’re usually about serious issues like alcohol poisoning and depression but when I saw this I couldn’t help but think
“Now you’re stalking with portals!”
This is my Atlas and P-Body headcanon. No, GLaDOS is not exaggerating, they really are this derpy. And it’s hilarious. And adorable.
Seriously though, I have never laughed so hard at any of Criken’s other videos, and those are gold.
ohmygod 1:53
If you leave me alone in my room on a weeknight listening to movie and video game soundtracks this is the result
I think they’re okay doodles considering I haven’t drawn in a very long time :D
You don’t even have to know about Portal to find this funny but OHMYGOD
I didn’t have anything to make any royal icing so plain cookies it is!
This is my first time making roll out cookies, the recipe is really tasty!
The cube didn’t come out as well but it’s all for science, some non-hazardous mistakes are okay.
There are Portal cookie cutters?!

HOLY CANNOLI! IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME!
That’s right ladies and gents! I’m giving away some Portal 2 core plushies!
So if you want the chance to grab one of these little cuties (for free!) now is the time! Just click some buttons and I’ll handle the rest!
They’re handmade from craft felt with fabric paint/stitched details and are about 3” tall.
I’ve got two prizes you can win:
1) One full set of the four Portal 2 personality cores
2) One singular core (of the winners choice)
Rules:
- There are two ways to enter
1) Reblog this post only once
2) Like this post only once
WHOOPS! I forgot to mention this gets you TWO entries so do both!!
(If you reblog more than once you will be disqualified. Sorry!)
- I can ship to Canada and USA only
If you want, you can enter for a friend though.
- The contest ends Dec 31st, 2011 at 11:59pm Central Time.
Winners will be picked on January 1st, 2012
via random number generator and hopefully mailed out the week after.
- You do not have to follow me
but it is a good idea, just in case there are any changes or updatesPlease keep your ask boxes open as that is how I will be contacting the winners!
Love the game, love the song, and this is TOO cute. :3


I need to stop getting really involved in drawing right before bed.
In case you can’t read my crappy captions:
“Hello?”
“Are you still there?”
“There you are.”
“Deploying.”
“Target lost.”
“Naptime.”

Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)
Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheelDirections: Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink. Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink. Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top. Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink.
“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson(Cocktail created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.)

Finally wore my Portal Who shirt today! And received compliments from random strangers! Yay!
And now that I’ve played Portal, I can wear this shirt proudly and not feel like a poser! yisss
Also, May was right, this shirt is fantastic with boobs.


boooooobs
okay I’m done

