I wish liking or commenting on old photos of people you’ve just become friends with on Facebook wasn’t so creepy

Like

Clearly you’re a cool person, that’s why we’re friends now

And if I had been a part of your life during which those events had transpired, I would definitely have liked and commented on it then, too

I’m just trying to be nice

Let me love you

I never understood why people on Facebook

sometimes refer to their partner as “the boyfrannn” or “the gf”

I mean why

It seems kinda obnoxious

They’re people

Why can’t it be “had an amazing day with my gorgeous Allie :)”

Instead of “lolz went ice skating wit the bf txt it”

It’s like I am in love with THE velociraptor

Not my velociraptor

I’d imagine that’d hurt his feelings a whole lot

Just sitting here on Facebook

And I see this semi-attention whore telling everyone how he dropped out of school and moved out of his parents’ house and is starting over, wants to “pull a Zuckerberg” and gather a team of super talented people, blah blah blah… and an ex-friend of mine commented, offering his graphics design services to help start the business

Normally this wouldn’t be a big deal at all, but this was the suicidal guy I devoted my whole senior year of high school to, taking care of him to make sure he didn’t swallow a whole bottle of pills or go hang himself on the oak tree behind his house, put up with his attitude, his arrogance, his stupidity, put up with all the drama and rumors of me being unfaithful to my boyfriend at the time, and never have I ever had a greater desire to scream at the computer

BITCH

YOU’RE ALIVE BECAUSE OF ME

I MADE YOU

Is it weird that when I see it’s someone’s birthday on Facebook

I think back and try to remember if they had said happy birthday to me

And if they didn’t, I don’t write anything on their wall

Gallifreyan symbol tattoo, good idea bad idea?

Facebook vs. Tumblr

Facebook:

Tumblr:

This is why I love you, Tumblr.