sometimes i wish i knew what i was drawing
I’m so fucking artsy yo
Nothing but my imagination and my borborygmi to keep me company tonight.
Fact: tea makes everything better, if only for the moment.
Can I just be a professional loser?
I feel like it’s something at which I can really excel.
cried in front of my boss fml -___-
is this what it’s like to be tumblr famous
Today I overheard an in-passing conversation two guys were having about their Thanksgivings
Dude #1: How was your turkey day, dude?
Dude #2: Ahh, my turkey day? Good - except we had duck.
Dude #1: Oh… well, it’s still fowl!
Me: Actually, that sounds delicious.
-ba dum tiss-
WHY IS NO ONE EVER AROUND TO BATHE IN MY COMEDY GOLD
Today we had clear November skies
Music Theory and Ochem midterms down, Physics to go
Ate hot wings while watching Obama win on live TV
Oh I see how it is
I wanna see Wreck-It-Ralph
This is what happens when my roommate’s friend leaves his Facebook account logged in on her computer
This is the best everyone else go home
Halloween was great! This is me as the Eleventh Doctor (with my friend as Cleopatra)!
i kinda went from
wow i’m quite happy everything is so great i love life
to
ugh now everything is awful i want to vomit and die
just
why
this will forever be known as the text post nobody read or cared about
I have good news.
Like, really good news.
And suddenly I have the urge to phone my father and tell him about the really good news
This is the first time in my life this has happened and I don’t really know how to handle these emotions
I suppose I’ll just be happy in the meantime
- Me [to professor]: um, miss thomas, could you look over my data really quickly, please? i feel that i did something wrong. i plugged in my data and the graphs are different--
- Guy next to me: well, of course they are!
- Me: wow thanks so much for your input world famous professor of chemistry i'm so glad i asked for your help
