January 2012
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Now I can cross "watch a whole season of a...
mimskerooki:
mimskerooki:
Not sure whether to be proud…
(I need to get a life.)
damn it anthony log out of my tumblr already
MAKE ME! :P
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My dad, brother, and I watching Goblet of Fire:
Dumbledor pulls a memory out of his head.
Dad: Wow that was a lot of ear wax
Dumbledor puts the memory in the pensieve and Barty Crouch Jr. appears.
Brother: I wish David Tennant was in my ear wax.
carmexqueen:
people who think tumblr is a place free of judgement and full of love
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youandme-butmostlyme:
what should I do when I finally earn a million neopoints?
buy a paintbrush
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fuckyeahtheuniverse:
Happy Winter Solstice, everyone! :)
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In church
Mom: Hey, pull down your sweater. Your clothes are inappropriate for church and there are nuns behind you
Me: If I didn't have such a huge butt, would this be a problem?
Mom: No
Me: Then it's certainly not my clothes that are inappropriate...
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Less than five minutes in our house and my great aunt who’s visiting from Las Vegas has already shit her pants
Merry Christmas, family!
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Entering a Filipino restaurant
Aunt: You never see white people at these places; they just don't like Flip food
Me: Look, white people!
Aunt: WHERE???
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Click here to go warp speed! →
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Anthony: I think I just seduced an older man
Me: Teach me your ways
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me: hey what's up
vegetarian: i'm a vegetarian
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Best friend: You shouldn't wear so much make up
Me: Awwww why, because I'm naturally beautiful???
Best friend: No, because you look like a fucking clown