October 2011
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youandme-butmostlyme:
Can thinking about doing your homework count as actually doing it or
What an awesome costume.
temporary-sanity:
source
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Prove You Exist: br[ok]en. →
jhayjhaythejetplane:
Sometimes, being broken isn’t necessarily a bad thing. How else can you fix yourself if you were always whole to begin with? The feeling you get when you overcome obstacles, the moment of reclaiming what was once lost… to become okay after a long phase of melancholy and brokenness… no feeling can…
s0cccermom:
If people only think you’re funny when you’re making fun of people
guess what
YOU’RE NOT FUNNY
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Day Ten: One confession.
OKAY
I ADMIT IT
I BORROWED A LIBRARY BOOK AND THEN MOVED AND NEVER RETURNED IT
I DID IT
I’M SORRY
I WAS ELEVEN AND IT WAS A STORY ABOUT A GIRL ON A HORSE RANCH
I WAS JUST SO THIRSTY FOR KNOWLEDGE
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Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life...
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Historical puns are high class humor okay
interwar:
Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years.
What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here.
Who built the ark? I have Noah idea.
Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code.
How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.
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“We kissed, we held each other, we lay on top of each other in bed… and there...”
– John Barrowman on viewer’s complaints over “too much gay content” in Torchwood: Miracle Day. (via bangbang-) 