elsenliberator: jimbertimber: welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree...
nepeta-walks-into-a-club: we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just
tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O” The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work” The first scientist...
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows: 1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
lascocks: auturgy: skoothsmin: i went to a catholic church for the first time in a long while and forgot how much ridiculous standing/sitting was involved it’s like playing musical chairs except the musical is hymnal and no one is having fun And kneeling. Can’t forget the kneeling. :T and shaking other people’s dirty nasty hands
drarna: the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
vriksaserket: someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating
sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER “IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY...