February 2012
165 posts
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
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thecardinalsylph replied to your post: my dash is ded my newsfeed is ded i’ve finished…
skype with me, wench.
you’re not even on skype, buttface
my dash is ded
my newsfeed is ded
i’ve finished all my homework for the night
i’d go to sleep but i’ve been sleeping all day
what do
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I wish liking or commenting on old photos of people you’ve just become friends with on Facebook wasn’t so creepy
Like
Clearly you’re a cool person, that’s why we’re friends now
And if I had been a part of your life during which those events had transpired, I would definitely have liked and commented on it then, too
I’m just trying to be nice
Let me love you
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Mom: did u go to ur planned 4pm mass service n got ashed?
Me: I got so ashed you have no idea
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“Society has a problem with female nudity when it is not … ”—Badu pauses to get...”
– Erykah Badu: June/July Cover Story [Pg 1] | VIBE (via dirtcrumbgoddess)
a haiku about school
elewhorerigby:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
popcornmassacre:
windows-vriska:
opinion
hello internet police
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bobies:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
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Aaaahhhhh I keep thinking that tomorrow is Tuesday but it’s not
Today is Tuesday!
And it makes me happy cuz then tomorrow is actually Wednesday and I get a whole evening off
And then it’s Thursday which is my day off (no classes!)
And then it’s Friday
And then it’s the weekend
hell to the yes
Signs of an Abusive Relationship (Trigger Warning)
pontificatorymasturbation:
dreamdecay:
Using Intimidation
• Making your partner afraid by using looks, actions, gestures.
• Smashing or destroying things.
• Destroying or confiscating your partner’s property.
• Abusing pets as a display of power and control.
• Silent or overt raging.
• Displaying weapons or threatening their use.
• Making physical threats.
Using Emotional Abuse
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capitolwifi:
If it’s a mutual follow we’re best friends
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They call me the
Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
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Hold on tight and pretend it's a plan.:... →
pixiidust:
Your rainbow is slightly shaded violet.
You are a creative person. You appreciate beauty and craftsmanship. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you’ve mastered it.
Your rainbow is intensely shaded violet, red, and blue.
You are a creative person. You appreciate energetic people. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you. You...
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imagine if mapcrunch could be played irl
consultingalchemist:
libraryghost:
there would just be thousands of us
wandering around in the woods
on mountains
crying
it actually can be played in real life
its called “going outside”
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Anonymous asked: You're soooooo pretty!
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamon.
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shhurrrlawwwwkk
<3
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Watchlondonphile:
David Tennant explains the perils of a Californian tan.
Source
okay before I even started the video I was like
hold the fuck up
David Tennant was in CALIFORNIA
I almost lost my shit
But it’s a good thing I didn’t
Because he wasn’t
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